Welcome to Honest Jim’s Homeopathic Supplies.  We have the best prices on the finest water around.  There’s not actually anything in the water, aside from whatever impurities happen to have gotten in on the way to the tap.  Otherwise, just pure H-2-O goodness!

For an added charge, I’ll think good thoughts at the water before sending it to you!  Couldn’t hurt, right?  For another small fee, I’ll sit the water on the window sill while the moon is full (may cause a delay in shipping).

Additionally, I can set the water next to some plants for awhile, in order to soak up some awesome plant vibes!  How cool is that?!

Just click the link below to PayPal me $17.45 per ounce of water (shipping charges may apply)!